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[hellawrath]

Need something set on fire? Leave a message with Taako at Fantasy Walmart in the temple ruins and Lup might hit you up!

But you better bribe Taako or it'll go something like this
[3:02:15 PM] Jazzy:
"some dude wanted to talk to you"
[3:02:29 PM] Laura:
"was he hot"
[3:02:37 PM] Jazzy:
"nah"
[3:02:51 PM] Laura:
"nevermind then"

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[hellawrath]

[Holy fucking-- She's dead. She's dead and she has ascended and Ren is going to plan a goddamn jailbreak, like she fucking?? had that ready to go??? Unbelievable. Incredible. What a dark horse contender for Best Island Criminal. She's so happy.]

The lobster is a-- Holy shit, it's a jailbreaking mastermind! 'Course it is!! Get-- learn all its secrets, honey! Get it! [She's laughing so hard she's having to drape all over Taako for support.]

[catpiper]

[That laughter is all the moral support she needs. The meaning of life, the value of one's own being, the mutual desire for freedom-that lobster and her are gonna bond and she's going to find out all its secrets. Hot Boi will never have to worry about scythe jail.]

I'll 'get it', Aunt Lup. Four twenty two two, over and in.

[And the rock goes blissfully quiet. Enjoy hell island, ya dinguses. She's got a job to do.]