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[hellawrath]

Need something set on fire? Leave a message with Taako at Fantasy Walmart in the temple ruins and Lup might hit you up!

But you better bribe Taako or it'll go something like this
[3:02:15 PM] Jazzy:
"some dude wanted to talk to you"
[3:02:29 PM] Laura:
"was he hot"
[3:02:37 PM] Jazzy:
"nah"
[3:02:51 PM] Laura:
"nevermind then"

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[catpiper]

We'll break him out.

[Would Kravitz do something like that? Does he have the power to put a phoenix in jail? She thought that was an Ai'tuoh exclusive shenanigan, but if this is a real threat, they need to have a backup plan.]

Lobstar can help us. It knows about things like that. I'll see if it knows how to talk while you're gone.

[Maybe the lobster's shy!! It might know how to speak a language they understand and simply needs some time to open up. Well, that time better be now. She's gonna yammer at it all night long.]

[hellawrath]

[Holy fucking-- She's dead. She's dead and she has ascended and Ren is going to plan a goddamn jailbreak, like she fucking?? had that ready to go??? Unbelievable. Incredible. What a dark horse contender for Best Island Criminal. She's so happy.]

The lobster is a-- Holy shit, it's a jailbreaking mastermind! 'Course it is!! Get-- learn all its secrets, honey! Get it! [She's laughing so hard she's having to drape all over Taako for support.]

[catpiper]

[That laughter is all the moral support she needs. The meaning of life, the value of one's own being, the mutual desire for freedom-that lobster and her are gonna bond and she's going to find out all its secrets. Hot Boi will never have to worry about scythe jail.]

I'll 'get it', Aunt Lup. Four twenty two two, over and in.

[And the rock goes blissfully quiet. Enjoy hell island, ya dinguses. She's got a job to do.]