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[hellawrath]

Need something set on fire? Leave a message with Taako at Fantasy Walmart in the temple ruins and Lup might hit you up!

But you better bribe Taako or it'll go something like this
[3:02:15 PM] Jazzy:
"some dude wanted to talk to you"
[3:02:29 PM] Laura:
"was he hot"
[3:02:37 PM] Jazzy:
"nah"
[3:02:51 PM] Laura:
"nevermind then"

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[catpiper]

[Well-

Heck.

The unexpected addition to her opponent's team makes the rock go silent. She's pretty sure birds are good at finding people. Ghost birds managed to find her. It's a trait shared among all avian wildlife probably.

Either way, his chances are pretty high, given the silence, and while she doesn't offer an exact percentage for his success rate, she does quietly offer some helpful advice.]

You should walk far away from the tent and try there. His chances are better that way.

[L E A V E]

[hellawrath]

[Turns out silence really does speak volumes, and right now what it's saying is Gotcha. Lup can barely contain her glee, eager to see how Ren's gonna urchin her way out of that one. They're gonna make a resourceful survival elf out of her yet.]

[But nothing could have prepared her for Ren-- straight up lying through the Stone. Holy shit. Get it, girl, chase that hide n seek win. Lup is so proud and does the only appropriate thing when your kid's tryina play you - positive reinforcement.]

Got it! Thanks for the tip! [So saying, she wanders away from the tent and then shouts back, unnecessarily, since they're still on the fucking Stone.]

How's this? We getting hotter or what?

[catpiper]

You're always hotter when you're by Hot Boi.

[Get it together, Aunt Lup. He's a freaking phoneix. Any area housing him naturally becomes the toastiest place on the island. He's made of fire!!

But she's a gremlin that has to concentrate on her mission impossible escape plan, not the heat index. She throws one of the blankets over her body, slowly crawling to the edge of the tent and glances towards their general area. If they look, she drops flat on the ground and pretends to be a harmless!! blanket!! That blew away in the wind, look at that? Just ignore it. It'll blow back some day.

And when they look away again, or if they weren't looking to begin with, she begins her slow crawl towards foresty freedom.

Can't touch this.]