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[hellawrath]

Need something set on fire? Leave a message with Taako at Fantasy Walmart in the temple ruins and Lup might hit you up!

But you better bribe Taako or it'll go something like this
[3:02:15 PM] Jazzy:
"some dude wanted to talk to you"
[3:02:29 PM] Laura:
"was he hot"
[3:02:37 PM] Jazzy:
"nah"
[3:02:51 PM] Laura:
"nevermind then"

Comments

[ohshitsweetflips]

Yeah but he doesn't actually do it (so far). So way to steal his thunder, bird.

"It's not furry when it's birds, Lup!" Is the worst argument he's ever reflexively made, thanks, and he regrets it immediately. "Everyone knows that."

"...So this bird isn't really like. A person, right?" He carries on in much more hushed tones, now eyeing the bird from a more respectful distance. "It seems kinda mad."

[hellawrath]

He's not wrong, she actually has to do a double take and stare at him judgmentally to really drive home how dumb what he just said was? How could he make her cognitively process something so lame? She thought he was her brother!

Anyway, "I mean you were pretty p.o.'d when you were a bird, dude." Man, the possibility that this bird is a person continues to look more likely than it really should. "Can't you just like, talk to it? Turn into a bird and ask it where its parents are, Taako, it's the responsible thing to do." And they're all about that shit here at child labor central.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Now he gets to be offended in a whole new way, which is pretty impressive, considering the last few minutes. Like she gets to lecture him on responsibility, he is so good at being responsible, shut up. "Birds are dumb, Lulu! I can't ask this bird shit. The responsible thing would have been for you to get Detect Magic from your bunny-buddy."

He goes to scoop up the bird and then stops, hands hovering with more concern than he'd care to admit. Who the fuck is this bird. "We can't just leave it here, right? Nah, we can't."