Surprise, binch. Whilst Chara intends to be Well And Truly Away most of the day, it's only partially due to the copious amount of drug usage Enso is about to see.

The other reason comes in a large, colorful box located in the tent, a ripped out piece of paper simply stating For Lup and Taako in neat cursive. Because you don't get one twin presents you just get them both shit you know they'll love????

Which is why, upon opening said box, these underserving elf shits will find:

Two t-shirts. The pink one is for Taako, obvs.

More t-shirts because Chara fuckin' said so.

So many hair doobies. Go wild. Style to your greatest imaginations. There's definitely like, a dozen odd things to Stick In Their Hair because you do you, narcissistic boogaloo.

Some nice brushes SHARE LIKE GOOD CHILDREN.

Anyway so yeah hap birth it's not like they like you or anything whatever.