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Ren "Renothy Cat" ([personal profile] catpiper) wrote in [personal profile] hellawrath 2019-04-20 02:16 am (UTC)

LATE APRIL DELIVERY

[Their birthday likely passes without much fanfare since ages are apparently subjective and everything is 1% more chaotic than normal right now.

However, she didn't forget and one afternoon when everyone's relatively themself, she manages to coerce Kravitz into helping her make, what likely is, the worst cake of all time. No one privy to this baking session knows what ingredients to use and everything's terrible. Also, what icing? But she seems proud, especially of the leftover sparklers dotting the top, lighting up the terrible, barely edible mess like it's a festival all its own.

And you know what else is terrible? The First Gift.

A Cantrip.

A literal can, with chalk covered salt in varying shades of red and orange and yellow, mixed with some colored, crushed leaves. "Hot Boi let me take this from its nest" probably makes the creature sound as willing as the lobster had been, meaning it wasn't and also, it's terrible. The phoenix is probably pretty offended and who knows how long it'll take to get back into its good graces.

Thankfully, her eye off with Hot Boi doesn't last long because Lup gets a Thing-one she doesn't throw, because it's a lot smaller. The fire opal necklace is handed off far more delicately than the hammock. The Storyteller found this special treasure for you.

But is that it?? No?? It's never it, honestly. Alongside these humble offerings, she offers a cryptic message to "not go anywhere scary until you get the last gift".

And that?

What a mystery.
]

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