Now he gets to be offended in a whole new way, which is pretty impressive, considering the last few minutes. Like she gets to lecture him on responsibility, he is so good at being responsible, shut up. "Birds are dumb, Lulu! I can't ask this bird shit. The responsible thing would have been for you to get Detect Magic from your bunny-buddy."

He goes to scoop up the bird and then stops, hands hovering with more concern than he'd care to admit. Who the fuck is this bird. "We can't just leave it here, right? Nah, we can't."