It's the sight of (what looks like) an unmanned store that gets Taako's attention first; whatever pointless bullshit he's saying dies out mid-word, and leaves his mouth hanging open like a dumbass novelty wall fish for a second there. What have they even got Stones of Farspeech for if people aren't gonna call for replacements when they get bored and wanna fuck off from their perfectly legitimate responsibilities? He huffs theatrically. This isn't the note an impromptu Twin Day should end on, but someone has left him no choice.

"What kind of store do these jokesters think we're running? Who's on tap today, it better be someone I can yell at."